“Two heads are better than one.” Either they mean two minds are stronger than one or you get much further in life by being a Hydra, a mythical multi-headed Greek legend who fought Hercules. And although we do have swords and would quite enjoy fighting Hercules, we’ll have to settle for combining our minds and hope we don’t get corrupted by the power. Or burned by some sexy hero in a loin cloth.
No, you’re not seeing double, we are twins. We love horror films, naturally. Our favourite film though is Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas. We love anything with Tim Burton and Johnny Depp. Our favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Rise Against, Green Day and Fall Out Boy. MCR’S ‘The Black Parade’ album would be our Death Row Disc and has inspired a lot of our poems. We have an army of animals, mostly exotic and they greatly outnumber the humans in Casa Raven. We also enjoy fixing our classic cars. Just as well, considering how often they break down. Why is it always in the rain and in a traffic jam?
We also love exploring castles and going ghost hunting. Even though we don’t believe in ghosts, but we’re desperate to be proved wrong. We have a YouTube ghost hunting show, Calamityville Horror. It’s such a cult hit almost nobody has watched it.
We drink more Red Bull than the national average, despite everyone telling us it’s bad for us. Why is everyone so against our relationship with Red Bull? We’re like the modern day Romeo & Juliet. Great. That means after a terrible misunderstanding, we’ll die in tragic circumstances 😀
Oh and we plan to take over the world.
So in our case, having two heads is definitely better than one and we wouldn’t want it any other way. We just have to be on the lookout for sexy heroes in loincloths carrying brands.