Winter Murderland

Winter Murderland

Death tolls ring, are you listening,

In the lane, blood is glistening

A macabre sight,

We’re frightened tonight.

Walking in a winter murderland.

 

Gone away are the good souls,

Here to stay are the bad souls

We sing a rock song,

As we go along,

Walking in a winter murderland.

 

In the graveyard we can build a snowman,

Then pretend that he killed Parson Brown

He’ll say: Is he dead yet?

We’ll say: No man,

But you can do the job

When you’re in town.

 

Later on, we’ll conspire,

To execute him by fire

To face unafraid,

The plots that we’ve made,

Walking in a winter murderland.

 

In the graveyard we can build a snowman,

And pretend he killed a circus clown

We’ll have lots of fun with mister snowman,

Until the judge demands to “send him down!”

 

When he kills, ain’t it thrilling,

Though your soul gets a chilling

We’ll frolic and play,

the murderous way,

Walking in a winter murderland.

 

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Hark the herald angels sing

“Glory to Red Bull our King!

Best on earth, you drive us wild.

All other drinks are reviled.”

Joyful, all ye Red Bulls rise

You awake our tired eyes.

With the angelic host proclaim:

“Hail Red Bull and worship him.

“Hark! The herald angels sing

“Glory to Red Bull our King!”

 

Christ Red Bull you are adored

RB the everlasting Lord!

Open the fridge and you will come

To fill our lives with sweetest fun

Colourful flesh we worship thee

Hail the Red Bull Deity

In a cold fridge you do dwell

Without you our lives are hell.

Hark! The herald angels sing

“Glory to Red Bull our King!”

 

Hail the fridge-born Prince of Peace!

Hail the can of Righteousness!

Light and life to all He brings

Oh Red Bull you give us wings

Mild He lays His glory by

Without Red Bull we will die

Born to wake those on earth

Born to give us what we deserve.

Hark! The herald angels sing

“Glory to Red Bull our King!”

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