Jingle Bells
Hiding in the dark
spying on Wentworth today,
we gave his tush a tweak,
laughing all the way. (Mwa ha ha)
A big net we did bring,
his eyes did shine so bright.
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A stalking song tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Screaming all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
with the hunk we caught today.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Screaming all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
with the hunk we caught today.
A day or two ago
We thought we’d take a ride
And soon Wentworth Miller
Was tied up by our side.
He was a muscley hunk,
This god is well fit,
We did a moonlight bunk,
Then the cops came, oh shit!
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Screaming all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
with the hunk we caught today.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Screaming all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
with the hunk we caught today.
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Screaming all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
with the hunk we caught today.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Screaming all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
with the hunk we caught today
Last Christmas
Last Christmas
I met a zombie.
But the very next day
he’s back in his grave.
This yearto save me from tears
I’m finding a necromancer.
Once bitten by my guy.
I kept my distance
But he still caught my eye
Tell me zombie,
do you recognise me?
Well it’s been a year
it doesn’t surprise me.
I got a necromancer
to raise you, saying “I love you”
I meant it.
Now I know how hasty I’ve been.
But if you kissed me now
I’d let you bite me again.
[Chorus]
A crowded room
he has bloodshot eyes.
I’m hiding from you
And your hands of ice.
Zombie I thought you were
going to turn me.
Me?
I’m just in love with a zombie.
A face on a lover with fear of fire in his heart.
A man under the earth but you tore me apart.
Now we’ve found a real love I’ll never speed date again.
[Chorus 2x]
A face on a lover fear of a fire in his heart
A man under the earth but you tore me apart
Maybe next year I’ll find you some brains.
I’ll give you my necromancer.
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Fun and Funny Ladies! I loved the (Mwa ha ha) evil laughter at laughing all the way:)
thanks Mykal 🙂 we like to entertain the masses. Well, ourselves really and if others like it it’s a bonus 😀