12 days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, 

Wentworth sent to me 

Bieber hung from a tree. 

 

On the second day of Christmas, 

Wentworth sent to me 

Two skeletons, 

And Bieber hung from a tree. 

 

On the third day of Christmas, 

Wentworth sent to me 

Three skull rings, 

Two skeletons, 

And Bieber hung from a tree. 

 

On the fourth day of Christmas, 

Wentworth sent to me 

Four motorbikes, 

Three skull rings, 

Two skeletons, 

And Bieber hung from a tree. 

 

On the fifth day of Christmas, 

Wentworth sent to me 

Five Renault 4s, 

Four motorbikes, 

Three skull rings, 

Two skeletons, 

And Bieber hung from a tree. 

 

On the sixth day of Christmas, 

Wentworth sent to me 

Six pumpkins glowing, 

Five Renault 4s, 

Four motorbikes, 

Three skull rings, 

Two skeletons, 

And Bieber hung from a tree. 

 

On the seventh day of Christmas, 

Wentworth sent to me 

Seven hand-made coffins, 

Six pumpkins glowing, 

Five Renault 4s, 

Four motorbikes, 

Three skull rings, 

Two skeletons, 

And Bieber hung from a tree. 

 

On the eighth day of Christmas, 

Wentworth sent to me 

Eight Chippendales, 

Seven hand-made coffins, 

Six pumpkins glowing, 

Five Renault 4s, 

Four motorbikes, 

Three skull rings, 

Two skeletons, 

And Bieber hung from a tree. 

 

On the ninth day of Christmas, 

Wentworth sent to me 

Nine grave diggers, 

Eight Chippendales, 

Seven hand-made coffins, 

Six pumpkins glowing, 

Five Renault 4s, 

Four motorbikes, 

Three skull rings, 

Two skeletons, 

And Bieber hung from a tree. 

 

On the tenth day of Christmas, 

Wentworth sent to me 

Ten firemen stripping, 

Nine grave diggers, 

Eight Chippendales, 

Seven hand-made coffins, 

Six pumpkins glowing, 

Five Renault 4s, 

Four motorbikes, 

Three skull rings, 

Two skeletons, 

And Bieber hung from a tree. 

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, 

Wentworth sent to me 

Eleven soldiers handsome, 

Ten firemen stripping, 

Nine grave diggers, 

Eight Chippendales, 

Seven hand-made coffins, 

Six pumpkins glowing, 

Five Renault 4s, 

Four motorbikes, 

Three skull rings, 

Two skeletons, 

And Bieber hung from a tree. 

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, 

Wentworth sent to me 

Twelve giant Red Bulls, 

Eleven soldiers handsome, 

Ten firemen stripping, 

Nine grave diggers, 

Eight Chippendales, 

Seven hand-made coffins, 

Six pumpkins glowing, 

Five Renault 4s, 

Four motorbikes, 

Three skull rings, 

Two skeletons, 

And Bieber hung from a tree!

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