Deck the Halls

Merry Christmas Everybody

Are you hanging up your hit list on your wall?

It’s the time that Assassins have a ball.

Will he use a sniper rifle?

Have you got ten grand to pay?

Will he have the job completed in a day?

 

So here he is,

on your hit list,

Everybody grab a gun.

He’s got no future now,

the countdown’s just begun.

 

Are you waiting for your victim to arrive?

Are you sure you’ve got the arsenic inside?

Do you have a second option?

Just in case the sod escapes,

Just make sure the binds are tight enough to chafe.

 

So here he is,

on your hit list,

the tasers only stun.

He’s got no future now,

the countdown’s just begun.

 

Are you hanging up your hit list on your wall?

Are you hoping the bullets will to start to fall?

Do you take him to a hillside

to a deep grave you have made?

When you chop off his head then he’s been slayed.

 

So here he is,

on your hit list,

he’s got nowhere to run.

He’s got no future now,

the countdown’s just begun.

 

Deck the Halls

Deck Barbie’s halls with poisoned holly,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Killing season is so jolly,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Don we now our aprons plastic,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Let’s go melt the fake tantastic,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

See the blazing doll before us,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Strike the match and join the chorus.

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Give a dose of fatal measure,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

And indulge in deadly pleasure,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Cut away her blondie tresses,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Make Ken wear her pretty dresses,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Tie them up all burn together,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sacrifice them for good weather,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

A lot of Barbie’s are mistreated at Christmas time. Our songs bring the suffering of Barbies to peoples’ attention. Torment a Barbie for life, not just for Christmas 😀

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