Hymn Hallelujah!

A Slay in a Manger

A slay in a manger,

A coffin for a bed

The sweet Jason Voorhees

Chopped off someone’s head.

 

The stars in the bright sky

Looked where bodies lay

At the three wise men

All slain on the hay.

 

The pumpkins are glowing

The heads he will take

But sweet Jason Voorhees

Forgot to buy stakes.

 

And now Freddy Krueger

That nightmarish guy

Stay out of my head space,

The morning is nigh.

 

Be near me, Van Helsing,

I want you to slay

Some vampires forever

Til Blade comes to play.

 

Bless those in Halloweentown,

In Jack’s tender care

And take us to Jack’s place

To live with him there.

 

Oh Come All Ye Red Bulls

O Come All Ye Red Bulls,

tasty and triumphant,

O come ye, O come ye to my mouth.

Come and awake me,

Born the King of cold drinks;

O come, let us adore Him,

O come, let us adore Him,

O come, let us adore Him,

Red Bull the Lord.

 

O Sing, choirs of Red Bulls,

Sing in fizzy goodness,

Sing and we will obey your every word.

Give to our Red Bull glory in the Highest;

O come, let us adore Him,

O come, let us adore Him,

O come, let us adore Him,

Red Bull the Lord.

 

All Hail! RB, we greet Thee,

Drunk this happy morning,

O Red Bull! for evermore you will be adored.

Word of the Red Bull, now in can appearing;

O come, let us adore Him,

O come, let us adore Him,

O come, let us adore Him,

Red Bull the Lord.

 

What a coinkidink, we’re drinking a Red Bull right this second. Mmmmmmm Red Bull the Lord!

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