Hearing Things

Ok here’s another alternative Christmas song. We weren’t really sure of the rhythm of this song, having only ever heard it on Gremlins and that was years ago.

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Said the cool freaks to the other freaks,

Do you see what we see

By the Barbie cloning machine,

Do you see what we see

Some girls, some girls, one hand on their hips,

With their lips pouted like a trout’s.

With their lips pouted like a trout’s.

Said the other freaks to the Gothic Freaks,

Do you hear what we hear

Ringing through the sky, Gothic Freaks,

Do you hear what we hear

their screams, their screams in the clone machine,

With tans as fake as X Factor.

With tans as fake as X Factor.

Said the Gothic Freaks to the King of Freaks,

Do you know what we know

In the clone machine King of Freaks,

Do you know what we know

Plastic, plastic, with synthetic hair.

Pseudomodels with silicone.

Pseudomodels with silicone.

Said the King to the Freaks everywhere,

Listen to what I say

Destroy Barbie cloning machines!

Listen to what I say

Their boobs will make a great flotation device

Barbies will melt in the sunlight

Barbies will melt in the sunlight

Yes people. Destroy the Barbie cloning machines.

 

Frosty the Snowman

Frosty the snowman was a dark and evil soul,

With a cigarette and someone else’s nose

And two eyes as dark as coal.

Frosty the snowman is a scary tale, they say,

He was made of snow but the children

Know how he came to life one day.

There must have been black magic in that

Killer’s hat they found.

For when they placed it on his head

Alarm bells began to sound.

O, Frosty the snowman

Was alive as he could be,

When someone got hurt, his evil laugh

Would haunt those who heard it you see.

Thumpetty thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Look at Frosty go.

Thumpetty thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Over the graves of snow.

 

Frosty the snowman knew

The sun was hot that day,

So he said, “Let’s run and

We’ll have some fun

Now before I melt away.”

Down to the village,

With a big axe in his hand,

Running here and there all

Around the square saying,

”Catch me if you can.”

He chased them down the streets of town

Right to the frightened cop.

And he only paused a moment to

He heard him holler “Stop!”

Then Frosty the snowman

Had to hurry on his way,

But he waved goodbye saying,

“Don’t you cry,

I’ll be back again some day.”

Thumpetty thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Look at Frosty go.

Thumpetty thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Over the graves of snow.

 

Beware the snowmen…

Leave a comment

No comments yet.

Comments RSS TrackBack Identifier URI

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s