With 12 days ’til the deadline for our werewolf story, we’ve decided it’s crap. We removed a scene, replaced it & redrafted the rest. We’ll probably tear it all apart again in a week. Thank god for email, it lets us send stuff off the day before a deadline or we’d be screwed. We called it Of Wolf & Man, after the Metallica song.
We have a poetry reading on Thurs in the Chapter Arts Centre in Canton. We’re doing 2 poems, Dating by Numbers, a comic poem about speed dating & Deadly Reflection, about a man talking to his future ghost in the mirror. We’re a bit worried ‘cos the event’s run by Seren, who are traditional poetry publishers & our poetry’s like the anti christ of tradition. Last month, the 2 published poets & most of the open mic readers did non-rhyming poems. Ours are written in rhyming couplets. We love rhyming poems & we’re not gonna apologise for it. But people do tend to view them as lesser poems. Another thing we’re worried about is our performance. For Dating by Numbers we’ll just read our poem, but for Deadly Reflection we’re gonna stand facing each other, pretending there’s a mirror between us & doing some actions, mirroring each other. We think poetry shouldn’t be boring & this is our way of making it interesting for everyone watching. It might go well or we might be met with stony silence and ‘security, could you please escort these, these…enemies of traditional poetry out of the building.’ Hoping for the 1st response, though being thrown out of a poetry reading would make a great anecdote. We’ll let you know how it goes. We might even film it, but at the moment, we’re swaying towards not filming it. We keep laughing & the camera hates us. But if we do film it, we’ll see if we can upload here. It’ll be a test of our non-existent technical skills. We promised our Facebook friends we put it on there. That was before we saw ourselves on camera. We’ve since retracted that promise.
Speaking of poetry, does anyone have a favourite poem? At the moment ours is ‘The Ballard of Reading Gaol’ by Oscar Wilde. One, it rhymes. Two, it’s wonderfully dark and heart rendering – two things you don’t see in most poetry. If you haven’t read it, Google it & you should be able to find it. We first heard it quoted in an episode of Perry Mason several years ago. Not sure how many years, but we might’ve been in 6th form. Soon as we heard it, we looked it up on the Internet. It’s a long poem, but well worth a read.
We’ve just sent off 3 poems for competitions. 1 to Writers’ News, called Hang ‘Em High. We were given the 1st line of ‘the silver birch, the oak, the lime’. At 1st we thought, ‘can’t do anything dark with that’ but we surprised ourselves by coming up with a poem about a man taking revenge on colleagues who stole his last Red Bull – he strung them up in the trees and they unfortunately, hanged. It’s in rhyming couplets – we don’t just write rhyming couplets. The other 2, Fade to Black & I Hear Voices Weeping, which are both about madness, are going to Welsh poetry. The deadline’s not ’til 30’th May, so if anyone wants to send a poem, there’s plenty of time. The website is www.welshpoetry.co.uk Though don’t make your poems too good – we want to win!